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paying hell since 1987

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Statler
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about me
  • I completely abuse gifs. And capslock.
  • I have altogether too many feelings about Hermione Jean Granger and her husband Harry James Potter and their children who are not named Albus Severus.
  • I have somewhat fewer (but still startlingly strong) feelings about Neville Longbottom and Ginevra Molly Weasley and their big, beautiful wedding a year after the war ended.
  • I am a fool for stories about children who fight wars.
  • I am a Ravenclaw, except when I'm a Slytherin, except when I'm a Gryffindor. I'm decidedly not a Hufflepuff--which is kind of sad, because I love Hufflepuff--because, by God, I am just too lazy for that shit.
  • I keep a Bucket List. It's extensive, and I'll never get it all done, but I'm sure as shit going to try. It includes: see the Northern lights, build a snowman, go cliff diving, and stand under a waterfall. I've crossed some things off already, like: see Mt. Fuji, get a tattoo, see a meteor shower, make a quilt, eat blueberries right off the bush, and catch fireflies.
  • I love religion. I love to learn about religious traditions and beliefs. I have a particular soft spot for Judaism.
things a very old man once told me
  • I will have at least two children.
  • I will have to have a hysterectomy, but not until after I have children.
  • At some point in my life, I will have two careers and be successful at both.
  • I am not a bitchy woman, but I do have a temper.
  • I am very loyal.
  • If someone very close to me, like my mother, were to fall ill, I would sacrifice days, weeks and months to help without complaint.
  • I am a very honorable person.
  • I have a nervous stomach and need to take care of it.
  • I will have a relationship that lasts more than 25 years.
  • I will probably reach the age of 87.
  • I will not drown or die by violence or accident.
  • I am a very good actress.
  • I have healing hands and would do well in a medical profession.
  • I do well with people and would also excel in a service profession, something like teaching.
  • I accept people as they are and am not "one of those controlling women."
  • I need to drink more water.
  • I am very good with my words.
  • I can sell anyone any idea.
  • I need to watch my cholestrol, because heart problems run in my family.
  • I am a very erotic person and can be very challenging to a partner.
  • I'm being pulled in different directions right now.
  • I am too generous with my money and need to tone that down, because not everybody will be as honorable as I am.
  • I am a very intuitive person and naturally sense things before they happen.
fandom
[Books] Harry Potter, The Raven Cycle, The Darkest Minds, The Hunger Games

[Comics] Marvel, The Books of Magic, DC, Homestuck,

[Movies] Harry Potter, Inception, Star Trek, Star Wars

[TV] Angel, Designing Women, Doctor Who, How I Met Your Mother, The Muppet Show, Parks and Recreation, Scrubs, Supernatural, Torchwood


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